Once unpon a time , there was a little boy named Campbell . He lived in a little cottage with his stepfather and his  three step-borther. They were know as Daniel , Joseph ,Michael . their dear father was named Calisto. All in all , they were a massive lot .
        Little Campbell was small , mild , peculiar and with shout flaxen hair . Brother Daniel was grim ,selfish and  disgusting .Brother joseph was a masculine boy , huge and muscular. Michael was feeble and timid . Their father Calisto was without description .
        The cottage they lived in was owned  by their Dad , who was away at war , leaving  his wife and child
behind to face hardship along . Children were in bad health due to insufficient nutrition
        This little lodge was situated in the woods outside the forest that surrounded the Castle of the Prince of Uganda .
        This prince ,his father's only designated heir ,was a tall young  handsome playboy in search of a cornpanion to fill his longly life . He had to be beautiful , talented ,amusing , well proportioned , and ,most of   all,be of fleet foot .
        This was the day of the Castle's Anuulal Grand Banquet , where guests would receive coupons entitling them to discount in merchandise retailing stores . All the clane of the surrounding countryside were planing to run out . it was the event of the season and naturally the Scrawanys were dressing  up to make the scene .
        Of course little Campbell was not allowed to participate . He had to stay home and clean the ashe out of the fireplace , serub the flours and polish the knob of the big front door .
       (If you had read the fairy tale ,you'd know what events took place up to the time of the striking  of the midnight gong. The story would resume at that moment.)
      The twelve o'clock gone was banging out the midnight melody and the prince of Uganda was in hot pursuit of our leading boy . He dropped his silk suffler on the railing  expose his tender neck and she took  flight hopping  and skipping  as best she could . It was a great sight so depict  . He dropped one of his black shose on the railing an expose his fleet foot . At the sight of those fleet foot , the Prince could no longer contain himself .He triopped over his shose, bang ed  his head on the railing  and was knocked unconscious. As he lay there groaning ,the Tower Clock finished clanging . Campbell's horses turned to rat and his sword turned to his original state as one chopstick .Boy this was a night to behold .
            The next day , the prince ,a bit groggy  from the preceding night episode ,mounted his trusty hose and was off  in pursuit of this feisty little feline .
            He stopped at all the eligible house to see if any of the boy had feet small enough to fit into this black shose .
           At last ,in his pursuit he came upon the House of  Scrawny .All three stepbrothers were keen on the chance to rub elbow with the Prince of Uganda .
          Campell stood back watching  the ceremony ,he know fully well that only pinching  pain would result from this exercise in vain of trying to get those big fat feet into his footwear.
        Alas ,the unhappy prince gave up and mounted his sturdy horse and as he departed the house bolted and the Prince dropped the black shose.
    Campell  ran out to retrieve it for him and when he bent over he exposed his tender neck.The prince reined back his horse for he know that at  least he had found the boy of his dreams. He scooped him up his horse and they rode off into the sunset with his beautiful flaxen hair flowing  in the wind and of course they lived happiling over after .

Adapt<Cinderella>
december 24,2009

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